ME jokes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.