ME jokes
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Memes
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫