ME jokes
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.