Apple Tree

Apple Tree Jokes

Sister

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Brother

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Tree

What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?

You should leaf it alone!

Boy

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

Emo kid

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.