Apple Tree jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.