whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree

apples get picked

My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

What was the oak tree’s response to the apple tree’s joke? You should leaf it alone

3 year old boy: 1… 2…uh…? humm… Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!