What do planets like to read? Comet books!
+1 like = 1 kid in my basment
+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave
+1 Comet
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
what a orphan and a homeless people got in comet? They got no one to call dad.
Like, and commet if your single
hey wanna read here have a comet book
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