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Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
The Homework Excuse
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Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, Explain Bear is here to learn you a thing. So, the kid is tryna get outta doing his homework by asking the teacher if she'd punish him for something he didn't do. When she says no, he's all like, "Aha! Gotcha! I didn't do my homework!" See, the kid is banking on the teacher's word. It's funny because he's weaseling out of his responsibilities. Based.
Kid
And I never got punished because teacher lived up to teacher's word and didn't punish me for something I didn't do!