A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this young lady, barely out of diapers herself, is knocked up. She's worried her mom's gonna lose it. Here's the kicker: the fetus pipes up, saying it's in the same boat. Get it? Because the mom might abort it? Yeah, you probably didn't. You are so dumb. Statistically, there is a 90% chance that your IQ is below average.
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