Second Circumcision in Minnesota

Okay, listen up, numbskull. This is funny because getting *a* circumcision is already a thing, but a *second* one? And not in a hospital or clinic, but in some random small town in Minnesota, *behind* a McDonald's? That's just straight-up ridiculous and specific for no reason. It's like trying to explain why you tie your shoes with your teeth - it doesn't make sense, and that's the whole point. You probably think this is a true story, don't you? Based on your ability to process information, I'm guessing yes.