The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What happens when you combine candy and dick… That creepy guy down the street!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
School. School is a slavery joke and a nazi joke combined.
What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?