The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
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What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?
Ma rio
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If you will combine math and meth you will become Einstein White
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