The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

What happens when you combine candy and dick… That creepy guy down the street!

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.

School. School is a slavery joke and a nazi joke combined.

What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?

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