Combination jokes
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
LewenGOALski
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.