Man jokes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Memes
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!