Man jokes
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Memes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!