Man jokes
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Memes
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"