Man jokes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.