Man jokes
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.