Man jokes
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Memes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."