Man jokes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because heโs the milkman.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Memes
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.