Man jokes
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.