Man jokes
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Daddy
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What happened when the man died? Yes.