Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
