Man jokes
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?