Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
