What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
