Man jokes
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Men
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
I killed a man in '94.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.