Man jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Kiwi loves men.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.