Man jokes
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Kiwi loves men.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Memes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.