Man jokes
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I killed a man in '94.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!