Man jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Memes
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Kiwi loves men.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.