Man jokes
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Memes
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Kiwi loves men.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?