Man jokes
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
I killed a man in '94.