Man jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
I killed a man in '94.
Memes
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Kiwi loves men.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"