Man jokes
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.