Man jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Memes
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.