Man jokes
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Men
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I killed a man in '94.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"