Mammal jokes
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Aren't I beary good?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Koalas are awesome!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
A seal walks into a club.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college? Bye-son.