Mammal jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Whatβs another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Memes
Noodles
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Kid: Why arenβt koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didnβt have the koala-fication!
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Beach whales.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
LYNXXXXXXX!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.