Mammal jokes
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Suck my cheetah.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
7000+ bats.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)