Mammal jokes
Suck my cheetah.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
7000+ bats.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.