Mammal jokes
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
7000+ bats.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Suck my cheetah.
Memes
WOW ITS FAT
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"