Mammal jokes
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Suck my cheetah.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
WOW ITS FAT
7000+ bats.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.