Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Beach whales.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Kid: Why arenβt koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didnβt have the koala-fication!
LYNXXXXXXX!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What is a doe called with no legs?
β’" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
β’" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
β’" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
