Mammal jokes
7000+ bats.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Memes
WOW ITS FAT
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Suck my cheetah.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.