Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Mama milky?
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Joe Mama!