Mama jokes
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.