Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.