Mama jokes
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.