Mama jokes
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!