Mama

Mama jokes

Car crash

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

World

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Earth

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Hair

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Step

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Website

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Orphan

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Man

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Man

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Rock

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

John Cena

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Soda

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Highway

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!