Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.