Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!