Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about your momma being so obese that she needs FIVE doorways just to waddle her way through. That's like, one doorway for each of her chins, you know? It's funny because it's an exaggeration of your mom's hugeness! You probably need two doorways yourself, ya goof!
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Anonymous
your mom is so fat that she sleep at both sides of the bed