Make jokes
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Does this sentence make any sense?
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.
She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.
The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.
The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"
Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.