Make Jokes

i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.

Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎

Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...

What makes Mrs Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin her kids

Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it

me;mom stop you are not funny.you never make jokes mom;i made you

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home