Make jokes
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.