Make jokes

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Make him read a book.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

How does Moses make his tea?

He Brews!!!

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?