Make jokes

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

Enough with the Nazi jokes.

They make me führeious!

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.

How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.

What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The face you make when you nail them.

Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.

They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"

The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.