Make jokes
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.