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Weedle make you high.

What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning

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Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you

hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce

7 days without a pun makes one weak

my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry

so i throw a orang at her

How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize

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How to make an orphan die

Tell then to yell until their folks come home.

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hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore

if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial

I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)