Make jokes
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Your face makes onions cry.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.