Make jokes
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Memes
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"