Make jokes

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?