Make jokes
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”