Make jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."