Make jokes

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?

A: He got nailed first.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!