Make jokes
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Memes
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.