Make jokes
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.