Make jokes
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
New degree plans announced by Cornell University:
- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.
- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.
- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.