Make jokes

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.