Make

Make jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Water

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Tower

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Artist

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Memes

Depression

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Gum

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Kid

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Uncle

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Orphan

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Whey

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Web

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Make-up

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Unicorn

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Donkey

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

Sis

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.