One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Make Jokes
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
