Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
