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Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Why do nuns walk in groups?

So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.