Make jokes
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
For you, Wade. where MAKING THIS HAPEN
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Quit making jokes about me.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!