Make Jokes

why did the cat cross the road?

to make a catastifi on the road

make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.

what am I? answer: a Riddle.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes

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Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"

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My friend just got a new house, he told me to make myself at home, so i threw him out. I hate visiters.

Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach