Make jokes
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)