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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Bosses are like seagulls.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

Make this post have 1000 comments.

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.