My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Make Jokes
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
