Make jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Make like a drum and beat it!
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.