Make jokes
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
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What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!