The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
