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Insult

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • Penis

    Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

    Disabled

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

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  • Pasta

    My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

    Pencil

    Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

    Down Syndrome

    A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

    “Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

    “It’s because God made you special,” she said.

    “Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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  • Time

    I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

    Pilot

    Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

    He was the best pilot in Arab.

    Nun

    Why do nuns walk in groups?

    So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

    9/11

    Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

    A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

    Chinese people

    Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

    A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

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