Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Make Jokes
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
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