I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
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Listen up, genius. This guy wanted to get frisky, but his brother was in the room. So, they made up code words to, uh, speed things up. But instead of gettin' down to business, the dude just ended up yellin' about tomatoes and cheese, makin' his brother think he was makin' a sandwich and messin' up the bed. You're probably the type to put ketchup on a steak, aren't you?