Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Orphan's Mom Day Excuse
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So, the teacher tells everyone to bring their mom to school. Our guy here says his mom can't make it because... wait for it... he's an orphan! Meaning he doesn't HAVE a mom, you dingus. It's funny because it's dark, and also because he ends with "bitch". Boom. Explained. Now go back to drooling.
batman
ik its not funny but like