Make jokes

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

What kind of pillow makes sounds?

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

How does a rapper make a burrito?

With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Why is Santa make-believe?

Because he is fake!

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Quit making jokes about me.

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

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