Make jokes
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Quit making jokes about me.
Real
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣