What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
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W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
