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Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.