If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
