Make jokes
How do you make an idiot say how?
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
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Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.