Make jokes

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.