Make jokes
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Memes
A possessed boi or math?
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.