Make jokes
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?