Make jokes

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom