Make jokes

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?

Self-raising.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

Little Johnny is walking around and peeks in his parents' room, catching them having sex. So he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply, "Nothing, nothing! We're just, uh, making cake," and they send him away.

So he continues walking around, and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother's room. He walks in and catches his brother and his brother's girlfriend having sex and then asks him, "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells, "Get out! We're making cake!"

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says, "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night, huh?" and she replies, "OMG! How'd you know!?" and Johnny replies, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always stick together!

Why did the cow wiggle?

To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Weedle will make you high.