Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Whatβs red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Quit making jokes about me.