Make jokes
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.