Charmander jokes

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.