Charmander jokes

Charizarding.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.