Make jokes
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.