Make jokes
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Memes
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.