Make jokes

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always stick together!

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.