Make jokes

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.