quit making jokes about me
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
