How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Make Jokes
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Make America Great Britain again!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
