Make jokes
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!