Short Marriage

  • My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

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    Listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that the dude is saying his friend's marriage was so short that it makes him, a short dude, look tall in comparison, like Shaq. It's a roast, see? You probably think roast is just Sunday dinner, huh?

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