Make a jokes
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.