Make a jokes

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.