Make a jokes
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. After 10 shots of vodka, the guy had, the bartender figured if he talked to him, he would tell him everything as he’s not sober.
Bartender: Hey, that’s some nice jewellery you have there. It must be expensive.
Guy: Yeah, this bracelet is made of 100% diamond. It cost me like 250 thousand dollars. What a bargain, eh?
Bartender: Seems like you make a lot of money. What do you do for a living?
Guy: I take cash from the bank and don’t give it back. It takes a lot of moral courage to rob banks to provide for my family.
Bartender: What? If that’s the case, then why do you even pay for the jewellery or this beer? You’re a hypocrite, that’s what you are, justifying robbing people as a living.
Guy: Hypocrite? You’re right. I'm living with double standards to justify my actions.
(5 seconds later)
Guy: Aye, open the cash register and give me your wallet or I will blow your fucking brains out. I fucking hate hypocrites and I will not gonna be one of em!