Make a jokes
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Memes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.