Make a jokes

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Hillary Clinton would make a good president.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

How does a rapper make a burrito?

With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it a home run.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”