Make a jokes

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?