Make a jokes
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!