Make a jokes

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?

A: Tickle its balls.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"

Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.