Make a jokes

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.