I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but i can't seem to build on it.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
I made a website about orphans
But I can’t make a home page
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.