Make a jokes

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."

The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.

The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.

The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.