Make a jokes

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!