Make a jokes

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

Teacher gives a test:

Teacher: Who is the King of Pop?

Student: Pepsi.

Teacher: Who else?

Student: Coca-Cola.

Teacher: Correct.

Other Student: Wasn't it Michael Joseph Jackson?

Teacher: No. What was he or she the King of?

Student: Scandals and predators.

Teacher: Correct. Did they ever make a movie about him?

Student: Yes, in 1987. Starring Arnold.

Teacher: Yes, but there was another movie inspired by Michael Joseph Jackson. Can anyone guess the title?

Student: The Running Man?

Teacher: Correct information. What was Michael Jackson running from?

Student: The media, accusers, and parents of little boys.

Teacher: A+

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.