Make a jokes
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.