Make a jokes

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.

What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?

Afterbirth.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.