how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery...
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
stop with the emojis they kinda just make the joke cringy for example: how many ppl π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€· does it take to have π₯πππππ???? well it takes at least 1 π€· and 1 π° and they make a perfect β€οΈπ§‘πππππ€π€. see how cringy it is im mean sure its a dumn example but still just at least less emojis
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldnβt land.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didnβt work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
