Made jokes
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.