Made jokes
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations