Made jokes

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!

What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?

Project-childs.

(Projectiles)

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."