Made jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.