Made jokes

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.