Made jokes
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.