Made jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Memes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"