Made jokes

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.