Made jokes

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.