My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Made Jokes
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
