Made jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.