Made Jokes

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of

why are the jokes fat because you made it

When did “yo” mean Hello. They are so different, how did they mean the same thing. Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language.

My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!

What made his beats so bad His name

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

what made ppl mad?

PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE

Your hairline goes so back that the History Channel made a show about it.

What do you do when you made a misteak? You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say namaaa steak.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven't been to Canada Dad: Hol' up a minute