One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!
Women be like men should pay for first dates then get made when you do...
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
yo mama so fatshe made kfc go bankrupt
Who made the most money from 9/11, the US government
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
