Love jokes

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both love naughty souls.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

All Nepali love momos.

I love jumping off cliffs.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"