Love jokes

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

I love fard 😋

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...