Love jokes

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both love naughty souls.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

All Nepali love momos.

I love jumping off cliffs.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.