Love jokes
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
All Nepali love momos.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.