Love jokes

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

All Nepali love momos.

I love jumping off cliffs.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both love naughty souls.

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

I love fard 😋

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.