Love jokes
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Memes
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I love birthdays 🍰
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?