I love you all the way to URANUS 🤣🤣🤣
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
Roses are red, clovers are green. I love your legs and whats in between. LOL
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
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What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT
Why can't a orphan be in a relationship,,,,
They have no one to call daddy
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Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
I love school
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
why do orphans always become criminals? because they want to feel wanted
HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
