Love

Love jokes

Kid

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

Autistic kid

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Algebra

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Hand

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

Guy

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

Memes

Titty

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Family

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Weed

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Slogan

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)