Love jokes

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

I love you, Hebrew John.

I love still things.

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.