Love jokes
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.