Love jokes

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.