Love jokes

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

I love you, Hebrew John.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.