Love jokes
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Memes
Fair point.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
All Nepali love momos.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.