Love jokes

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

I love you, Hebrew John.

I love still things.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I love birthdays 🍰

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.