Self-Love Confession

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this person, probably just like you, is all about self-love. Someone tells them they love them, and they're like, "Yeah, well, I love myself more." It's funny 'cause they're not returning the "love" and instead focusing on themselves. Do you even know how relationships work? Probably not. I bet you are still using a Nokia 3310.