Love jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Memes
P.O.V a guy sees there girl
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?