Love

Love jokes

Son

  • Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

    Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

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  • Crush

  • Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

    Brayden: "Hey!"

    *Music roles around*

    *I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

    Brayden: "O_O"

    Hailey: *Hides*

    So sad </3 xD

    Masturbation

  • I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

    Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

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  • Struggle

  • Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

    Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

    Peace out! <3

    Uncle

  • All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

    My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

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  • Interview

  • Interviewer: What are your strengths?

    Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

    Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

    Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

    Dad

  • Me: *watching TV*

    Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

    Me: Really?

    Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

    Dick

  • I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

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  • Guy

  • Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

    Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

    Club

  • Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

    Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

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