Love jokes
I love fard 😋
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Memes
Fair point.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.