Love jokes
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
I love you, Hebrew John.
I love birthdays 🍰
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
I love still things.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.