"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Love Jokes
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
