Love jokes
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
I love fard 😋
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."