Love jokes

Love you.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

My mum's a carrot.

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.

Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heyo: 👅🍑

Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!

Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".

Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.