Love jokes
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
I love fard 😋
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.