Love jokes

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!

Hello, this is Godlygirl26. I want to help people with their problems no matter what. There is nothing that God cannot do. I want y'all to know that God is with you, not any of those stone or wood "gods" but a true, loving, powerful God. DM this right here and I will answer. Hope I can help you! Love, Godlygirl26.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

what does BLM stand for?

Biden loves minors.

I love eggs!

Love.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)