Love jokes
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
I love eggs!
Love.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(