Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are, I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!
Prince do you love the faker, Princess or me the real Gwen?
PRINCE WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE TAJK TO ME! I SWAER I LOVE YOU!!!
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
( Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why a made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying ) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
Prince, can we please chat now? pls pls! love you!
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
Who thinks gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *gwen and aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey prince i want to say don't di i love you
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
I love you with all my heart.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since, the day we met, When I was caught in your net, of love sweet love... It's all above...
roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better
Has anyone walked in on there parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
