Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Love Jokes
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Hello, this is Godlygirl26. I want to help people with their problems no matter what. There is nothing that God cannot do. I want y'all to know that God is with you, not any of those stone or wood "gods" but a true, loving, powerful God. DM this right here and I will answer. Hope I can help you! Love, Godlygirl26.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
I love eggs!
Love.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
